La Casa de Satanas presents: “Sovereign”
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) classifies some sovereign citizens as domestic terrorists. In 2010 the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) estimated that approximately 100,000 Americans were “hard-core sovereign believers”, with another 200,000 “just starting out by testing sovereign techniques for resisting everything from speeding tickets to drug charges”. With government leaders and authorities world wide setting atrocious examples and commiting blatant acts against humanity and the environment, we at La Casa de Satanas invite you to our house, to experience our Sovereign State, where real life horrors the supernatural, and physical world collide. You must have a valid passport to enter as a tourist or you must undergo our naturalization process to attend.
WARNING: NO TRIGGER WARNINGS, THIS IS NOT A “SAFE SPACE”, YOU MAY BE TOUCHED, BOUND, BLIND FOLDED OR HANDLED. YOU WILL GET SOME DIRT ON YOU. YOU MUST SIGN A WAIVER, THERE IS A SAFE WORD. PLEASE WEAR COMFORTABLE CLOTHING AND SHOES. YOU MUST FOLLOW ALL INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN TO YOU TO PARTICIPATE. IF YOU SHOW UP WASTED YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN. THERE ARE NO REFUNDS IF YOU ARE EJECTED FOR UNRULY BEHAVIOR OR CALLING SAFETY.